Blame Ed
It all began on a cold winter day, when a call came in from Ed
He seemed so intent on telling me things, so I listened to what he said
Ed talked of big bucks and of big bulls, and how our hunt should go
I didn't have the heart to say, I don't even have a bow
He said you need an archery stamp, just go online to apply
So I thought, oh well, what the heck, the least I could do is try
The weeks went by and what do you know, I made the lucky draw
I knew right then that it was time to give ole Ed a call
Good, he said, your all set up, September's when you go
but still there was that one thing, I didn't have a bow
In June I finally bought a bow and much to my surprise
I could really shoot that thing, and make the arrows fly
The trouble was - it's where they went - I hit both trees and fence
My wife said you would put that thing away if you had any sense
But I kept on because of Ed, thinking dag nabit, why'd he call
there is just no way that I can hit a big bull elk this fall
As time went by, I did progress and then when my time came
I released three arrows and one hit where I had aimed
Now here I am with my big bull, that came in like a tank
and thinking, hey, now don't blame Ed, it's him you need to thank
Bev and Ed
I had a great time. Thanks so much. Jon C.
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